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Small Street Journal Crinkle Book

$28.00

Extra, extra! Crinkle all about it!

The Small Street Journal is the premier newspaper covering all the news that affects infants. Election coverage (for Primary Stuffie), opinion (from Newborn Baby, of course), and, of course, breaking economic news (feeding hikes and sleep debt) are all covered through the hard-hitting, busy-ness focused lens you've come to expect from the Small Street Journal. With an interior crinkle layer that is even more fun to crunch than a real newspaper and a soft batting layer for extra loft, this newspaper keeps you entertained AND informed.

This edition of the Small Street Journal's articles include:

-Fed To Raise Rates Amidst Growth Spurt Rumors

-Socks Face Pressure as Weather Cools

-New Dollhouse Members Sworn In

-New Legislation Proposed to Make Nighttime Sleep Illegal

-and more!

This crinkle toy is a single extra-large page that is folded newspaper-style. Spread it out in front of baby during tummy time and develop their current event knowledge alongside their neck muscles.

Dimensions:

6.75”x9” when folded, 13.5"x18" when flat

Materials:

-Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

-100% polyester batting

-Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

NOTE: This work is parody and is not associated with or endorsed by the original creators or owners of the subject matter.

Quantity:
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Extra, extra! Crinkle all about it!

The Small Street Journal is the premier newspaper covering all the news that affects infants. Election coverage (for Primary Stuffie), opinion (from Newborn Baby, of course), and, of course, breaking economic news (feeding hikes and sleep debt) are all covered through the hard-hitting, busy-ness focused lens you've come to expect from the Small Street Journal. With an interior crinkle layer that is even more fun to crunch than a real newspaper and a soft batting layer for extra loft, this newspaper keeps you entertained AND informed.

This edition of the Small Street Journal's articles include:

-Fed To Raise Rates Amidst Growth Spurt Rumors

-Socks Face Pressure as Weather Cools

-New Dollhouse Members Sworn In

-New Legislation Proposed to Make Nighttime Sleep Illegal

-and more!

This crinkle toy is a single extra-large page that is folded newspaper-style. Spread it out in front of baby during tummy time and develop their current event knowledge alongside their neck muscles.

Dimensions:

6.75”x9” when folded, 13.5"x18" when flat

Materials:

-Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

-100% polyester batting

-Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

NOTE: This work is parody and is not associated with or endorsed by the original creators or owners of the subject matter.

Extra, extra! Crinkle all about it!

The Small Street Journal is the premier newspaper covering all the news that affects infants. Election coverage (for Primary Stuffie), opinion (from Newborn Baby, of course), and, of course, breaking economic news (feeding hikes and sleep debt) are all covered through the hard-hitting, busy-ness focused lens you've come to expect from the Small Street Journal. With an interior crinkle layer that is even more fun to crunch than a real newspaper and a soft batting layer for extra loft, this newspaper keeps you entertained AND informed.

This edition of the Small Street Journal's articles include:

-Fed To Raise Rates Amidst Growth Spurt Rumors

-Socks Face Pressure as Weather Cools

-New Dollhouse Members Sworn In

-New Legislation Proposed to Make Nighttime Sleep Illegal

-and more!

This crinkle toy is a single extra-large page that is folded newspaper-style. Spread it out in front of baby during tummy time and develop their current event knowledge alongside their neck muscles.

Dimensions:

6.75”x9” when folded, 13.5"x18" when flat

Materials:

-Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

-100% polyester batting

-Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

NOTE: This work is parody and is not associated with or endorsed by the original creators or owners of the subject matter.

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